Seagulls in another late, late show

Woking 2, Albion 2 (Albion win 3-0 on penalties): This first round FA Cup replay nearly had a major upset when brave Woking took table topping Brighton all the way into extra time and then penalties. In truth, it was no less than the non league side deserved and they can be very proud of their display against a fairly strong Albion side. Albion took the lead when Mark Sparrow scored for the Seagulls in the 57th minute but a Gordon Greer own goal in the 72nd minute pulled Woking level. Into extra time and Woking had the audacity to score again in the 103rd minute, the goal was scored by the delightfully named Sagbanmu who had come on as a substitute. However, the lead only lasted two minutes when the hard working Elliott Bennett scored to make it 2-2. The game then went into penalties and the Seagulls fans were beginning to get more than a little worried.

Woking let themselves down when it came to penalties as they failed to score any and in the end it was Albion who took the spoils and go through to the next round with a home tie against FC United of Manchester who are the lowest league positioned club left in the FA Cup. This is yet another potential banana skin against a non league side who have nothing to lose but everything to gain.

One thing is for sure, an under par Brighton side will need to get themselves back in form quickly as there are some important league and cup games ahead in the next few weeks.

The Week In View...VI

The Apprentice: So, the girl with the BIG eyes has gone. Sandeesh Samra finally got the royal finger from Lord Sugar after failing miserably as team leader. This week we got to see how the candidates could cope with making and selling a movie experience to shoppers in the largest shopping mall in England. Her efforts kicked off with an unforgivable hour’s delay in starting and in a strange switch the team members trained on the DVD making were moved to sales. Bad planning, the one hour opening delay and bringing the wrong two team members into the boardroom for the final showdown probably cost her a place in the next round. The other team were led by the dreadful Stuart Baggs (the brand) whose management style was truly appalling. This guy has surely got to be the next to go. This arrogant loudmouth needed to 'reign in his masculinity' when driving on the racetrack and for some strange reason he seems to think he's got what it takes (yea right). His snide little comment on his team winning the task and getting a wine tasting session as a treat (‘We will keep some on ice for you guys’) showed his immaturity and lack of respect. This sort of thing does not go unoticed by the sweet Lord who will not have been too impressed. We wait for the next task to see if Stuart Baggs (the brand) can survive another week.

X Factor: Unbelievable! Truly unbelievable. I think that my cat can sing better than Wagner with a V. How this strange and untalented singer can keep getting the votes is unforgivable. Perhaps voters want him to win just to see if Simon Cowell will go through with it and offer a recording contract to this tone deaf Brazilian nut case. This week we saw Paije Richardson go home. I mean, that can't be right can it? At least Paije can sing which is more than the Brazil nut can do. And Paije certainly isn't as creepy as Wagner with a V. Come on now, stop this organised Internet voting nonsense and get this rubbish off the show. Also, I don't remember Hippy Hippy Shake being a hit for The Beatles either, I believe it was the Swinging Blue Jeans that had chart success with that little number (showing my age here). Either way, let's hang Wagner with a V up from his blue jeans and GET HIM OUT!

Strictly Come Dancing: And yet another talentless plank of wood goes through, this just doesn't make any sense at all. What is going on out there? The awful and inelegant Anne Widdicombe plods through to the next round again and this week it's at the expense of the delightful and classy Felicity Kendal. Poor Anton du Beke has to carry Widdy around the dancefloor like a sackful of spuds and that's good enough for people to vote for is it? Gimme a break, I think Ms Widdicombe needs to take a good long, hard look at herself and see what she's doing by staying in the competition. There are other much better dancers who are having to leave each week when everyone knows it's a joke vote that's keeping Widdy in. Something tells me the rules might change next year for both X Factor and Strictly.  

The Week In View...V

Spooks: Oh, this program just gets better every week. Edge of your seat stuff with so many twists and turns. This Monday night's episode is the last in the current series and I haven't got a clue how it will end. If you leave your seat for a few minutes you will lose the thread completely, it's gripping stuff and must see television. The BBC does this sort of drama series so well, hopefully another series of Spooks will be on the way soon.

The Apprentice: Oh good, the devious, scheming and conniving Paloma got the Lord Sugar finger this week and was fired. It was clear that with her as PM that should her team lose she had a plan B to make sure that a scapegoat was in place. Poor Alex was being lined up as the fall guy in Paloma's grand design. She nearly got away with it except that she just couldn't keep her mouth shut in the one place it really mattered - the boardroom. She begged the sweet Lord for one final word and finally sealed her own fate. "Keep digging, keep digging" I was yelling at the TV set as poor Paloma dug her own grave and promptly fell right into it. She showed what sort of person she really was in those final few moments and Lord Sugar pointed his finger in the right direction. Yeees, result! I can't wait to see who will be next week's villain.

Strictly Come Dancing/X Factor: Unbelievable! This is getting beyond a joke now. Enough is enough, who are the daft people voting for Anne Widdicombe in Strictly and Wagner in X Factor? Clearly tactical voting is taking place on a grand scale and it's disgraceful. Both programmes are now being seriously undermined by having these two people continue at the expense of far more talented contestants. We all know that Anne can't dance and Wagner can't sing...don't we? I do feel sorry for Jimi Mistry who left Strictly and Treyc Cohen (great singer by the way) who left X Factor this week whilst Anne and Wagner continue on. The organised voting tactic that some groups of the public are adopting devalues both shows immensly.

As for X Factor, the two stand out artists by far are Rebecca Ferguson and Matt Cardle. Matt's performance of the Roberta Flack classic 'The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face' was simply superb, brilliant and breathtaking. How does he hit those high notes? 

A soaking against Woking

Albion 0 - Woking 0 (FA Cup, Round 1): The first round of the FA Cup saw non league Woking get a well deserved draw against an under par Albion side. Gus Poyet made six changes to the starting line up to give some of his squad's fringe players a game against a side that they really should have beaten, at least on paper. The rain arrived yet again at a soggy Withdean and the crowd got yet another soaking but this time there was no real entertainment on the pitch to keep them happy. Woking had clearly done their homework on the way that Albion play and harrassed the home side and defended in numbers, sometimes with a back line of six players. Brighton found it difficult to break through Woking's stubborn defence and didn't really get their usual passing game together. Unusually for Albion there were too many stray passes and they got caught on the ball too often. Although the stats will show that the Seagulls had all the possession I don't recall too many shots on target for them. Woking, who had terrific support throughout from their travelling fans, worked hard and got their just reward with a replay in ten days time at Kingfield. That game is being broadcast live on ESPN by the way so if you're one of the few people to subscribe do let me know cos I'll come round to yours and watch the match on the telly with you! Albion need to up their game and play with more conviction in the replay if they are not to be on the wrong end of a cup upset.

FA Cup draw, Round 2: If Brighton do win the replay and get through to the second round they will face yet another non league side from the Evo Stick League (yep, you read that right!). A home draw would see Albion play FC United from Manchester which could be another potential banana skin. They beat League One's Rochdale away in Round 1 so let's not take anything forgranted. Current Blue Square Premier leaders Crawley Town have a dream home tie against League One side Swindon. Everyone loves an underdog, that's the magic of the FA Cup for you.

Seagulls not counting their chickens...

Albion 3 - Exeter 0: I'm not one to crow and us Seagulls fans don't usually count our chickens but....eight points clear for goodness sake! Albion dominated the game for the entire ninety minutes and played their usual attractive passing game. Adam El Abd scored early in the first half and from that point on it was clear it was going to be Brighton's evening. Yet again they could have had six or even seven goals as poor Exeter were lucky to concede only the three. Another brace from the Albion's on fire striker Ashley Barnes saw him rightfully get the man of the match award for his outstanding display. Brighton are still well clear of the chasing pack at this quarter way stage of the season and are sitting pretty at the top of League One. Oh, how different it was a year ago. Still, let's not count our chickens as there's still a lot of games to play before season's end next May.

Ashley Barnes

It's Round 1 of the FA Cup this weekend and non league Woking are the visitors to Withdean. Gus Poyet is bound to ring the changes and give some of the fringe players a game on Saturday so expect around six changes to the starting line up. I still think Woking will have a tough job to get a result but you never know, it's the FA cup and there's always an upset somewhere, that's what makes it such a magical competition.

The Eternally Hungry Cat...

Did you ever see Finding Nemo? Remember Dory the fish that suffered from short term memory loss? Well, I've got a cat that suffers from the same sad affliction. I feed him a big bowl of Whiskas, he scoffs it all down in seconds flat and then toddles off for a little sleep somewhere. Thirty minutes later he's back, meowing like crazy and demanding to be fed. I tell him that he's already had his dinner and ask why he doesn't remember eating it, he looks up at me in total amazement as if I'm talking utter jibberrish. The daft cat has forgotten that he's already been fed. Mind you, I'm not too sure who's got the problem here - the cat with his short term memory loss or me for holding a conversation with a cat and expecting an answer.

That darned cat





All Aboard The Gus Bus

Peterborough 0 - Albion 3: The Seagulls are soaring to new heights in League One after this top of the table clash. The 3-0 demolition of third placed Posh was emphatic and convincing. Two goals for Ashley Barnes on his 21st birthday and yet another goal for Inigo Calderon sees the Albion go marching on in front of nearly 3,000 euphoric Seagull fans. Albion are now playing a beautiful passing game and could have bagged a hatful of goals as they had had all the possession and dominated throughout the 90 minutes. They had fifteen shots on target, scored three goals, missed one penalty, had one disallowed goal and they even hit the crossbar twice. Peterborough were disappointing and although having a player sent off in the 25th minute didn't help their cause the stats show that they didn't even manage one shot on target in the whole game. The victory takes Brighton eight points clear at the top of League One and second placed Huddersfield are nearer to the bottom placed team in terms of points than they are to Albion. It's all aboard the Gus bus for Tuesday night's home match against Exeter...and we just can't wait.

The Week In View...IV

Manlab (BBC 2, Sunday 31st October): Absolutely hilarious. James May demonstrates handy, useful everyday man tasks such as how to make a fashionable concrete kitchen unit, disable and make safe a World War Two bomb, polish boots to a proper shine, seranade your girlfriend with a lute and 17th century verse, build a transport network through your house (aka a train set) and make a mobile, radio controlled picnic table. The highlight of the show saw Captain Slow taking us on a step by step guide on how to make the perfect fish finger sandwich. This program is essential viewing for all real men. Brilliant! 

X-Factor (ITV, Sunday 31st October): Oh no, it's yet another week with Wagner! Unbelievably this dreadful man didn't get voted off. I blame Louis Walsh who was responsible for putting this act through to the final in the first place. So Bel Amie are out but I'm fast losing interest.

Strictly Come Dancing (BBC1, Sunday 31st October): Oh no, it's yet another week with the dreadful Anne Widdicombe! etc, etc, etc.

The Apprentice (BBC1, Wednesday 27th October): Thank goodness Melissa has now gone. She was found wanting this week and her pitching was amateurish to say the least. She just didn't know when to stop talking and would not listen to her customers or learn when to take no for an answer and move on. This lady also made up her own words on the hoof from 'Mel's Dictionary of English' that bore no resemblance at all to the standard Oxford dictionary that we all know and love. Mel was also a very bad loser, she showed no grace or dignity in defeat and badly let herself down by the way she behaved shortly after getting the finger from Lord Sugar along with the immortal words "You're fired". Quite right too. Who's next? My money is on Paloma, we shall see.

Seagulls Are Flying

Albion 2, Yeovil 0: Brighton & Hove Albion go marching on and are now six points clear at the top of League One after another fine home display. So different to last season when they couldn't win at Withdean for love nor money. A headed goal from the in form Glen Murray and a real corker from the Spanish right back Inigo Calderon saw Albion cruise to a comfortable and well deserved 2-0 win. Man stallion centre back Adam El Abd who went off early in the second half with a nasty gash and broken nose was replaced by the rock solid and ever dependable Tommy Elphick. Albion didn't bat an eyelid as they moved seamlessly on towards another victory. Gus Poyet's squad now has strength in depth and that has made all the difference this season. This weekends upcoming fixture against third placed Peterborough looks set to be a cracker. Live commentary is available on BBC Radio Sussex if you want to listen in. Come on you Seagulls!

The Week In View...III

X-Factor: Honestly, the viewing public have no taste. How could Treyc Cohen and John end up in the bottom two? I think the people who are voting for Wagner are the same daft people that are keeping Ann Widicombe in Strictly Come Dancing. It seems to me that at least one of these contestants has the Jedward Factor rather than the X-Factor. We're still rooting for Matt Cardle but the competition is tough. Given the public vote this week I doubt if Treyc will get to the final, she should go farther but probably won't. The rapidly improving boy band One Direction and especially Rebecca stand a real chance of going all the way. Who should go next? Please, please, please give Wagner the boot. The long haired former PE instructor with the dreadful voice has to get voted off next week... doesn't he?

The Apprentice: I just love this telly programme. It makes me cringe when when we see the way that some of these prospective candidates behave. This week we saw the teams having to bake bread and muffins and then sell them to restaurants and hotels. The delightfully named Shibby Robatti was team leader this week, and boy did he make a right royal mess of it. Without bothering to check what production capacity his team mates had back at the bakery he was promising the Earth. A hotel chef who was expecting 1,000 breakfast rolls got a delivery of just 16 but hey, Shibby made it okay by giving the chef £130 compensation. It's true to say that the morose and workshy Sandeesh didn't help his cause and Paloma had the knives out early. The other team were led by the inept Melissa, who only won because two of her team mates (Alex and Christopher) got her out of the big hole she was digging for herself. The industrious, hardworking and precision like Christopher gave a highly organised and workmanlike display in the bakery and Alex was clearly more numerate than Melissa when it came to the costings. Melissa seemed to think that £1.86 a roll was a reasonable sell price. Alex saved the day by proposing a far more realistic figure and was quick to point out to Melissa that he has seven (yes folks, seven) A* exams  to his name. In the end though it was Shibby who was fired and not hired although Melissa can thank her team for keeping her out of the boardroom. Bring it on next week, we just can't wait.

A super little Seagull

Cute or what? Meet Oliver Durrant, the latest recruit to the ever growing army of Seagulls fans. First grandchild to good friends Pete & Jill Durrant and firstborn son of Martin and Karen. He just needs a little bobble hat and scarf and the picture will be complete. Better start saving now for that season ticket son because it won't be long til the burger and chips at the new Amex Stadium becomes a regular Saturday lunchtime feast (along with the football).

The week in view...II

X Factor: Thank goodness the man with pink hair has gone. Storm didn't exactly go down...a storm. I guess you either loved him or hated him, and I didn't love him. As for Diva Fever they were all glam, glitz and Max Factor. Entertaining up to a point but were they great singers who had the X factor? Let's be honest here, they had to go.

I was worried for the future of the music industry but hey, now there's Wagner to keep us all entertained. Can you believe that people actually voted for him, I mean they spent their money and made the phone call. Err, why? I somehow think he may just be the next to go (please). Now what was Aiden doing trying to sing a John Lennon song? Jealous Guy was not the right song choice and the arrangement just didn't work. My opinion? Leave well alone, only Lennon can do Lennon. We love Mary's voice but is she cool enough to win? I'm afraid image is everything these days and so the best voice doesn't always win these talent competitions. As for Cher, give me a break. Okay, she's young, hip, cool and got the right image (or so I'm told) but I think this young lady might need a bit more than that to get to the final of this competition.

Boy bands always do well because all the young teenies vote for them so One Direction could go far and Rebecca is also a definite to get further along in this competition. Treyc Cohen is the one with the big voice, the one who can belt out the power songs. If I wanted to waste my money she would probably get my vote (so that's the kiss of death for her then). Matt Cardle is the other act who really stands out and has a chance of winning but a lot will depend upon his song choices.We need to find out if he is versatile and comfortable enough when singing other genres of music. We shall see in the coming weeks.

Of course X Factor is still a load of old tosh, but us Brits love it and it's somehow addictive old tosh. I guess it's better than watching New Faces or Hughie Green on Opportunity Knocks...isn't it?

In Gus We Trust

Charlton 0 - Albion 4: Crikey, a 4-0 away win at Charlton! What is happening down at Brighton & Hove Albion these days, they just can't seem to stop winning at the moment. Those super Seagulls are flying high at the top League One and playing some of the best football I've seen in years. I think it's all down to one thing - the manager. Gus Poyet may still be learning his trade but he's proving to be a quick learner and a terrific acquisition for the Albion. Despite his 4 year contract the only problem the club may have is hanging on to him, even with a new stadium on the way.

His enthusiasm for the game is infectious. He motivates players by bringing in competition for places and wins the respect of the players for his forward thinking and entertaining style of football. Gus seems to have a great sense of humour as well and the fans just love him, at least for the time being. I don't doubt there will be times in the future when we may be struggling a bit and some fans may question his judgement and decisions but in Gus we trust. A great start to the season (the best in over 20 years) so let's hope we can keep it up. Come on you Seagulls!



The new stadium is on it's way 



Yes, Prog Rock Lives!

Monday 11th October 2010: Jane and I went along to see Rick Wakeman and Jon Anderson in concert at The Hawth in Crawley and spent an entertaining evening listening to songs from the back catalogue of Yes interspersed with some new material from the duo's latest album. It was like a Yes concert but without all the pomp, bloated, self indulgent nonsense that prog rock sometimes offers.

The arrival on stage was somewhat reminicent of Simon & Garfunkel because Rick Wakeman towers above Jon Anderson in the height stakes. Jon Anderson's was in good voice throughout and Rick Wakeman showed just how easy he can make it look to play a keyboard. The complicated, intricate and delicate sounds that came from his keyboards was simply astounding, knowing when to play it gently and when to really let go. The new material was typically Jon Anderson, it all had a rather American laid back hippie feel to it. It was spiritually and lyrically very deep and meaningful but if I'm honest it was also a bit too deep and meaningful at times. What the audience really wanted to hear of course were the Yes songs, and they didn't let us down. We heard all the classics from such albums as The Yes Album, Close To The Edge, Fragile, Relayer and Going For The One. There was the likes of 'Yours Is No Disgrace', 'Wonderous Stories', 'Roundabout', I've Seen All Good People', 'Starship Trooper', 'And You And I',  'Soon' and 'Owner Of A Lonely Heart'. All sounded terrific in a stripped back acoustic environment with just keyboards and guitar.

The music was interspersed with many humorous stories of touring on the road with Yes and making music over the last four decades. Rick Wakeman excelled in his on stage chat, very relaxed and at times hilarious. It was an enjoyable evening and a rare chance to get to hear some music from a band that are sometimes slagged off because of their overblown prog rock image. The arrival of punk in 1977 all but killed off the genre but on hearing it once again I felt that it wasn't all bad, indeed a lot of it was very good, although perhaps still a little bit self indulgent at times. If you take the time to revisit and listen to The Yes Album once again you will hear some excellent music played by a band of good musicians with a unique lead vocalist who defined the early to mid seventies music scene. Prog rock may not be cool today but that doesn't mean to say it didn't have a value.

The week in view...I

X Factor: Storm Lee? You've got to be kidding me right? I don't trust any man who has pink hair. And I'm not too sure about Diva Fever either. As for Wagner, let's not go there. There's Krazy Katie, Nasty Nicolo and Marvellous Mary. Have to say that Matt Cardle and Treyc Cohen get our votes at this early stage. What a load of old tosh, but somehow very watchable.
The Apprentice: Yes, it's back. We met all the players for the first time and already we've seen a couple of contestants that we are going to love to hate. The boys team leader was the truly obnoxious, dictatorial and thugish Dan Harris who deservedly got the boot this week. A sales director who can't sell, brilliant eh? This lazy, loud mouthed, arrogant team leader had no man management skills whatsoever and would have been more at home shouting his mouth off in a boxing ring. This weeks task was the making and selling of sausages which proved to be a real hoot. Do watch out for Melissa Cohen (the scary blond) and Stuart Baggs (the 'brand') as they look set to be the stars of this years batch. I can't wait for next weeks episode.
Spooks: Without doubt the best thing on TV at the moment. This weeks episode was as gripping as ever. If you've not seen it yet then give it a go. Terrific entertainment.

Honest, we wuz robbed...

Albion 1 - Cherries 1: So, a hotly disputed 92nd minute penalty sees Bournemouth grab a late equaliser and a share of the spoils at a sun soaked Withdean. The early televised 12.15pm kick off meant that we just about had enough time for the traditional hot cuppa and plate of soggy chips. Albion had most of the possession in a fairly entertaining first half but Bournemouth, who had clearly come for the draw, restricted the Seagulls to only a few first half chances. Cherries striker Michael Symes was lucky to finish the first half on the pitch after breaking Albion goalkeeper Ankergren's nose in a collision and followed that a few minutes later by a clear elbow into the face of Albion centre half Tommy Elphick. The second half saw Albion dominate possession again and they took a deserved lead with a set piece straight from the training ground, a free kick passed to Kesenga Lua Lua who a hit a ferocious and unstoppable shot into the back of the net from fully 25 yards. From that point on it looked as if there would be only one winner in this south coast derby but in the last minute a penalty was awarded to Bournemouth for a handball on the edge of the penalty area. It was hard to tell if it was Cherries striker Fletcher or Seagulls defender Elphick who committed the offence but one thing was clear, it was definitely outside the area, not inside. The ref initially gave a free kick but the linesman then flagged for a penalty, to the disbelief and amazement of the 7,500 Withdean crowd. Marc Pugh fired home from the spot in what was effectively Bournemouth's only shot on target in the entire match. Albion will see it as two points dropped but they are still three points clear at the top of League One after Peterbourgh failed to grab the opportunity to go top by managing to lose away at Hartlepool.

Meeting and thanking our lucky stars...



Deano and me at The Capitol



Sunday 3rd October:

Went to see Dean Friedman in concert at the Capitol Theatre in Horsham on Sunday night. I’ve seen Dean in concert quite a few times over recent years but the last time we saw him in our home town was in the early to mid seventies so it was a nice surprise to see him pre-show outside the auditorium doing his warm up vocal exercises. After a welcome hello and brief chat outside we then moved on into the small but packed studio theatre for a really enjoyable evening with Dean singing all our favourites. As always he started off with Company and this likeable troubadour spent the rest of the gig singing classics from his back catalogue such as Lydia, Well Well Said The Rocking Chair, McDonalds Girl, the beautifully moving Shopping Bag Ladies (my personal favourite), the soft and gentle Love Is Not Enough, Jennifer’s Baby, Woman Of Mine and he hit the high notes once again with a powerful vocal on the lyrically wonderful Ariel. Dean also sang some funny and captivating songs that brought a smile to the faces of the audience with the likes of Luddites Lament, Death To The Neighbors, the delightful A Bakers Tale (a riposte to Half Man Half Biscuits 'The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman') and the wonderfully weird S&M.

The second set gave us songs from his excellent new album, Submarine Races. The touchingly sympathetic Under The Weather written for a friend having health issues and the graceful You're A Criminal Darling (You Stole My Heart) dedicated to his wife Alison. A couple of other new songs were I'm A Lucky Guy and the politically astute Essie May. Sadly we didn’t get to hear what I think is the best song on the new album, the heartfelt and emotive Let The Boys Come Home, this really is a song you should try and get to listen to. You may or may not agree with the sentiments of the song but there’s no doubting Dean’s honest feelings on the issue of war in far places. The evening finished with the traditional audience sing-along Lucky Stars, as always a crowd pleaser and great show closer. A couple of encores later and the gig was over.

An appreciative audience gathered around after the show to meet Dean where he graciously spent time with his fans, signing autographs and having his photo taken countless times (even I had to have a couple of photo attempts as dearest wife Jane and new technology don't always see eye to eye). Dean Friedman is a class act, a stylish singer songwriter who possesses both wit and emotion in equal measure, a genuinely real nice guy. If you want to have an evening that will make you laugh, make you cry, make you smile, make you think and even make you sing-along, then try and catch him on his next UK tour which will hopefully be very soon. A terrific evening and certainly value for money.

For more information on this talented singer songwriter go to www.deanfriedman.com/

Rain, rain, rain...

Just look at all that bloomin’ rain! I somehow think the Ryder Cup might go into next week. The Wilson boy had a ‘field trip’ at Southampton Uni today so I expect he’s come home looking like a drowned rat. Never mind eh, the sun will soon be shining again (yep, my glass is always half full).

Brighton & Hove Albion travel north to Tranmere Rovers in an attempt to keep themselves fixed firmly at the top of League One. I’m expecting you all to keep an eye out for the result and scorers as there will be a test on Monday to ensure that you’re now all true, dedicated Seagulls fans.

My cunning plan of winning the lottery didn’t appear to work last week. Think I might give it another go though. After all, if the Seagulls can go top of the league then a 14,000,000 to 1 long shot must be worth a chance the way my luck is going at the moment.

A Win and a Prang

Those super soaraway Seagulls just can’t stop winning at the moment. Another 1-0 victory at home last night sees them pull three points clear at the top of League One. I expect you all checked your daily papers and Internet web sites this morning to see how Albion got on against Brentford (come on, you know you did). In fact I’m sure I heard a little cheer and a happy Seagulls chant coming from colleagues beavering away in a particular financial printing company buried somewhere deep in the heart of the City of London earlier this morning. I will make converts of you all yet.

However it wasn’t all good news last night as darling wife managed to prang her shiny black car in an accident on her way home yesterday evening. She’s okay but the car looks a little sorry for itself and will be off the road for some time whilst the body shop try and bend it all back into shape. Que sera sera and all that, at least the lady wife is alright.